What Ought A Woman President Wear

Hillary Jacket

What jacket ought a woman president wear to exhibit both compassion and authority?

What jacket ought a woman president wear to impress upon the 20% women and 40% men with preference for male leaders that she is twice as competent as the nearest man?

What jacket ought a woman president wear to avoid being judged and described through the legacy of her husband?

What jacket ought a woman president wear to extricate herself from the gendered stereotypes which will cast her as weak, overemotional, subordinate, superficial, frivolous, capricious, irrational, hysterical, slutty, frigid, shrill, bitchy, conniving, duplicitous?

What jacket ought a woman president wear when she is half a step away from whore and half a step away from cunt for both liberals and conservatives?

What jacket ought a woman president wear to distract our patriarchal society from its contempt for women long enough to recognize her qualifications?